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Theranos

Healthcare & Life Sciences
● No longer in business

A Silicon Valley blood-testing startup that promised hundreds of lab tests from a single finger-prick of blood, reached a $9 billion valuation, and collapsed in 2018 after the technology proved unable to deliver.

Founded 2003Valuation $9B

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